September 09, 2003

Political bumper stickers we'd like to see

Bush/Cheney '04: Apocalypse Now!
Bush/Cheney '04: Because the truth just isn't good enough.
Bush/Cheney '04: Compassionate Colonialism

Bush/Cheney '04: Deja-voodoo all over again!
Bush/Cheney '04: Four More Wars!
Bush/Cheney '04: Leave no billionaire behind
Bush/Cheney '04: Lies and videotape but no sex!
Bush/Cheney '04: Or else.
Bush/Cheney '04: Over a billion whoppers served.
Bush/Cheney '04: Putting the "con" in conservatism
Bush/Cheney '04: The economy's stupid!
Bush/Cheney '04: The last vote you'll ever have to cast.
Bush/Cheney '04: This time, elect us!
Bush/Cheney '04: We're Gooder!
Bush/Cheney: 1984

George W. Bush: A brainwave away from the presidency
George W. Bush: Honest as his day is long
George W. Bush: It takes a village idiot
George W. Bush: The buck stops Over There
Peace & Prosperity Suck -- Big-Time

Vote Bush in '04: "I Has Incumbentory Advantitude"
Vote Bush in '04: "Because every vote counts -- for me!"
Vote Bush in '04: "Because I'm the President, that's why!"
Vote Bush in '04: Because dictatorship is easier
Who would Jesus Bomb?



Comments...

Memo to those ELF idiots -- don't vandalize and burn Hummers, just slap these bumperstickers on 'em.

Posted by: Jeannette on September 10, 2003 01:50 AM

No argument from me on the neocon Bush statist crowd.

But how about:

Vote Lieberman in '04 and be bored to death

Vote for Albert The Bore if you can read the ballot (most Demos can't)

Vote Dean, he'll screw you quick and clean !

Vote Gephardt, a three time loser !

Vote Kerry and find out later what he believes

Vote Graham, a thinking Democrat's Republican

Vote For Reverend Al, he be a pal

Posted by: Michael Hardesty on September 10, 2003 09:28 AM

"Libertarians are Republicans who want to smoke weed and swap wives!"

Posted by: yikesahootie on September 12, 2003 12:36 AM

I do neither. Never have.

Posted by: Michael Hardesty on September 12, 2003 05:24 PM

Recommend for Bumper sticker we'd like to see:

DEMOCRATS - Making the World safe, for 'TERRORISTS'

Posted by: Dan on September 15, 2003 08:55 AM

More like: Republicans- making the world safe for terrorists, rich people, and corporations.

Posted by: Jane Powell on September 15, 2003 09:29 AM

nationwide rep@ hotmail.com is Dan's email address. You don't suppose that could mean that he's a republican, do you? Does he go to the weekly Grover Nyquist meetings with Karl ROve?

Posted by: Jeannette on September 15, 2003 02:50 PM

Vote Democrat--it's easier than working.

Posted by: Amanda on November 9, 2003 09:57 AM

Republicans are living proof "A sucker is born every minute", especially if that Republican is not in the Energy, Insurance, Drug,(like Rush Limblab), or other dubya cronie companies.

BTW when are the authorities in Florida??? going to charge Limblab with drug abuse???? He must still be on drugs, listened to him lately? Still sounds as if he is on something.

Posted by: Richard on November 27, 2003 05:36 AM

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